Erns crap football songs
Goodnight Irene - Gasheads Rovers of Ghastlyshire
Well at first this doleful dirge seems to have bugger all to do with um. Then when you discover it was written by an American plantation worker who led a miserable life called Fartus Leadbelly who was the son of a one legged, one eyed, syphyllis ridden hooker and is all about misery and sucicide it starts to make sense to I . Thee bloody evil dirge even contains the line in um ov "gonna take morphine and die" which after one rendition is the way most wud feel in fact many wud be screaminmg get a fucking shovel and bury I quick like.
Christ knows why but Plymuff used to sing this un asd well till the Gas nicked um of ov they. Strangely Plymuff never asked for the bloody thing back twas so shite en all !
Delilah - Stoke City
What the blinking flip has a song about a man who stabs e's cheating bint to death got to do wiv Stoke? Sung by a hairy Welshman and copied by hairy Northerners [Its in the bloody North] is the best I could come wiv for um. "My, my, my, Delilah Why, why, why, delilah", nope I don't get this one at all and sounds like "Wah, wah, wah" and even the line "I put my dick in her hand" can't save um, tis shite.
When the Saints go marchin in - Southamptum
Reminds me of the day eleven blokes impersonated Bristol City fc. "When the Saints go Marchin In ... Oh when the saint go marchinŽin, I want to hide in that toilet When the saint go marchin in" was about the sum of it. Surely theres a keener amongst Southamptums fans who can come up with some more words to ee. By the Father of the holy cider apple this uns boring so boring that Southamptums thinks its great to sing um all the bastard time. "What shall we sing? "I know lets sing that When the Saints go marchin in only this time slowly then we will do it faster!!! Sounded like a train on them train tracks after a while "Diddly dee Diddly da, Diddly dee Diddly da, Diddly dee Diddly da, Diddly dee Diddly do". Religious and shite this un!
Sky Blue anthum - Coventry City
One of the best days ov me life happened at the Ole Highfiled road wiv that 2-2draw but I cannot forgive um this ," Let's all sing together, Play up, Sky Blues,While we sing together we will never lose" written by that shovel chin bastard Jimmy Hill who shud ave been left on Easter Isand where ee belongs. Sung to thy tune of the Eton Boating Song and Eton is nowhere nears Coventry is it? Shite!
Wanksy: local paper getting you down on our teams sports page? if so, well instead of wiping your arse with it, then rip it up and use it in the eastend vs preston
you know it makes sense.
