Hollywood move making legend and City's supporting love meister once again others you words of lurve guaranteed to get her kit off
Your eyes are like spanners, everytime you look at me my nuts tighten.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
The fact that I'm missing some of my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I sometimes go to an aviary in Somerset to look at the beautiful birds. I'm surprised I've never seen you in there... not as a visitor but as a beautiful lady, 'bird' being a slang term..
If you were my daughter, I wouldn't let you leave the house.
Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Do you mind if I stand really close to you until it's safe to go back to where I farted?
If you are going to suck my cock at least get to know me first!
Classic put downs for the ladies from the City supporting Gas hating Hollywood block busting Meister of lurve
You can wipe that drool of your chin and then go and buy some clothes which fit.
look darling, l've already got one arsehole in my knickers so what would l want with another one.
They say dancings in the blood pity it has not reached your feet yet.
If you really going to wear something like that don't you think a million press ups would have been a good idea.
So how much Clearasil do you get through in a week?
Excuse me as I am just going to put some more make up on before all the talent turns up.
He's Back!
Citys Legendary Hollywood Stars
Fifty things you do not see at Ashton Gate anymore
Air horns
All in brawls in the Park End
Attendances of three thousand
The away team being booed onto the pitch
Bald goalkeepers called John
Beanie hats
Beatle Crushers
Bobble hats
The jolly old Bountyhunter
That bugling cove in the Williams
The two buxom flashing ladies in the enclosure
Butchers coats with kick to kill written on them in marker pen
Blanket collections and flying coins from the back of the stand
Cars being driven round the pitch
Chaps wee weeing in the East End due to it being so packed
Crap inflatable teeth
Crackers corner
Crowd surges in the East End
Denim jackets
Thousands upon thousands of pairs of Doctor Martins
Droogs
Fans with flasks and sandwiches
Flares worn and fired
Fifty pence to get in the East End
Flying Dolman seats
The East End fighting off the Cockneys
Fires in the East End
Floodlights glowing in the dark
Foxy cheerleaders called Linzi Drew
Free Bowyers pork pies
Keepers being abused for ninety minutes from the East End
Gashead Rovers
Hundreds of man chaps in the Park waiting to swap scarves with the oppositions fans
Hundreds of old boys in flat caps smoking roll ups
Kids on the Enclosure wall
Legends bar
No. 2 Grandstand
overnight cues for tickets
Performing seals at half time.
Players that do not dive like flattened shit.
Policeman chaps on horses in front of the Dolman
Police dogs jumping through rings of fire
Policemen looking like policeman not that terminator fellow
Punks
Proper blokes wearing short sleeve shirts on the pitch when its cold instead of this stockings above the knee nonsense like Dorothy Gale in the Wizard of Oz.
Shag Connor
Silk scarves on wrists
Gangs of Skinheeds
Steam rising from the East End
Multi coloured tank tops [utterly ridiculous].
Fellows with Rattles
Chappies wearing Rosettes
Roger Malone in the Williams gantry
Rioting in the Dolman Stand
Tackling
The East End tobacco advert
Tiswas v Swapshop chants in the East End
Flying toilet rolls from the East End
The greatly missed Tony "the voice" Harling and his unique chants
Umbrellas
