please note: important boys and girls,

we sing these songs but we don't carry out the actions of the songs,

songs are just for fun in a ruby sort of way

WE ARE THE EASTEND

WE ARE THE EASTEND ASHTON GATE

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EAST,EAST,EASTENDERS,

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JOHN GALLEY SUPERSTAR

HOW MANY GOALS HAVE YOU SCORED SO FAR.

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1, 2 , 3 , 4, 5 if you want to stay alive KEEP OFF THE EAST END,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10 If you want to walk again KEEP OFF THE EAST END.

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If I had the wings of a sparrow

If I had the eyes of a crow - Chris Crowe

I'd fly over Eastville tomorrow

And sh!t on the barstewards below

Sh!t on, sh!t on, sh!t on the barstewards below, below

Sh!t on, sh!t on, sh!t on the barstewards below

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Ohh were just one of those teams that you see now and then,

You've seen us before and you'll see us again,

We'll drink all your whiskey and Bottles of Brown,

The East End boys are in town

la la la la la la la la .......

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He walks like a chicken or knock kneed hen,

He ain’t been so happy since he don’t know when,

He walks with wiggle, a giggle and a squawk,

Doing the East End boot walk,

La, la, la, la, la.....

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Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,

“Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?”,

Shanks said “No, I don’t think so”,

“But I’ve heard of the East End aggro”,

La, La, La, La......

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As I was walking down Stapleton Road,

Singing, singing “City are the

champions”,

I saw Don Megson lying in the road,

ay-oh, ay-oh,

I said to him “what’s up my friend?”,

He said “the East End’s here again”

Singing, singing “City are the

champions”,

Singing, singing “City are the best”.

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You put your left leg in

Your left leg out

In out in out,

You shake it all about

You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn

around

That's what it's all about

Oooooooooooooh, Jackie Dziekanowski

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my old man said to be a rovers fan

i said fucK off, bollocks your a cunt your a

cunt.

we hate the rovers and they all know it

we hate the rovers and we'll Fucking show it

with hatchets and hammers

carving knives and spanners

we'll show them gas head bastards how to fight

you'll never take the eastend with the city on it

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,

ALL TOGETHER NOW.........

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"All things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small.

City rule the westcountry

and Rovers rule fuck all!"

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Ashton gate

Take me home

To the place

Where i belong

Bristol City

Ashton Gate

take me home

Ashton gate

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Were the Barmy Bristol Army, la, la, la, la,

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Wales, Wales, bloody great fishes are

wales,

they swim in the sea,

we eat them for tea,

oh bloody great fishes are wales.

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Build a bonfire, build a bonfire

Put the Rovers on the top,

Put the cardiff in the middle,

And burn the fucking lot.

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I'm a bow legged copper and a knock kneed screw

I aint been so happy since I last hit you

I walk with a wiggle and a wiggle when

I walk Doing the Bridewell Boot Walk

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City where ever you may be

we went down from one to three

we'll be back 'through all fucking three'

we'll go down in history

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come and ave a go if you think your hard

enough

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Late 60`s 70`s

I was born under an East end bar

knives are made for stabbing

guns are made to shoot

if you come to Ashton gate

youre sure to get the boot

I was born under an East end bar

an East end , East end bar.

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fight fight where ever you may be

we are the boys from the west country

fight you all where ever you may be

we are the boys from the west country

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Late 60`s 70`s

First you buy your levis

Then you cut your hair

Then you buy your Martins

Make sure that they`re a pair

Then you come to Ashton

To hear the mighty roar

Fuck off you Cardiff bastards

Its you we`re looking for.

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he's here

he's there

he's every Fucking where

Gerry Gow

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Who are the people?

We are the people!

Who are the scum?

They are the scum!

sumdidlyumdum SCUM SCUM

aaaaaahhhhhhhh

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Who’s that team they call the rovers?

Who’s that team that never score?

Oh, they play in blue and white,

And they are a load of shite,

And **********’s mother is a whore.

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He was only a poor little gashead,

His clothes were all tattered and torn,

He made feel sick,

So I hit him with a brick,

And now he doesn’t sing anymore.

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we had joy we had fun

we had Rovers on the run

but the fun did'nt last

'cause the bastards ran too fast

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If you’re standing on a corner,

With a blue scarf ‘round your neck,

City boys will come and get ya,

And they’ll break your fuckingg neck,

break your neck, breack your neck

break your neck,neck,neck,neck,neck

We like to go a wandering to see what we

can wreck,

And If we see a Rovers fan we'll wreck

his Fucking Neck,

Break his neee-ekkk

break his neck neckneck neck neck !

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You are my City, my only City,

You make happy when skies are grey (& RED & WHITE!),

You’ll never notice how much I love you,

‘Till you take my City away,

La, la, la, la, la, la….

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ark now hear the city sing

the gas - heads ran away

and the fun shall last forever more

because- of saturday!!

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Were red,

were white,

were fucking dynamite,

their blue,

their white,

they are a load of shite

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i see the east enders arising

i see theres trouble on the way

dont go out tonight an less your red and white

i see theres trouble on the way

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Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun it is to see City win

away.

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Home, home or away,

The Park End of Ashton they say,

If you give us a goal,

We’ll sing you a song,

And we’ll all be on Match of the Day

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We love you City we do,

Oh City we love you.

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were be that gas head to

i know where he be

he be up glous road and i'll be after he

now i see he and he sees i

bugger if i don't get um'

with a baseball bat i'll knock him out

gas head i'll have he.

hows the father....alright

hows the sister.....shes tight

when did you have her.......last night!

when's the next time ...... tonight!

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I'm in love with a girl next door

SMELL MY FINGERS

I've been there three times or more

SMELL MY FINGERS

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drink drink where ever you may be we are the drunk and disorderly but we dont give a fuck and we dont give a shit cos citys goin 2 the PREMIERSHIP!

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To the tune of COCK SPARRER

"England Belongs To Me"

The EastEnd belong's to me

Not that scum north of the river

No one can take away our memory

Oh Oh, The EastEnd belongs to me

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When I Was Young, Just A Little Boy.

My Grandad Bought Me A Brand New Toy.

It Was A Gashead On A Piece Of String,

He Told Me To Kick His Fucking Head In!

Kick His Head In, Kick His Head In,

Kick His Fucking, Head In.

When I Was Older And I Went To Work,

I Saw That Cunt In A Blue & White Shirt.

I Remembered What My Grandad Said,

And Kicked The Cunt In The Fucking Head.

Kick His Head In, Kick His Head In,

Kick His Fucking, Head In.