Hairy Northern Monkey nonsense
Anybody else positively cringe about two seconds after City score? Thought so. Its the Amarillo effect, everytime Murray sticks one in the old onion bag this Hairy Northern nonsense comes spewing out of the speakers to silence the celebratory mood or stifle the next chant. V Brighton Showmani pops up at the far post, goal, wave arms around, bounce and then from the Williams comes a fledgling chant of "what's that coming over the hill" only to be drowned out by that bastard " Is this the way to Amarillo, every night I've been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of chips and gravy"…….
What has any of this to do with football or just as importantly the West Country? If we have to be subjected to music seconds after a goal is scored because somebody somewhere thinks the game has morphed into Ice Hockey complete with Woo Hoos how about something we can relate to? How about the Wurzels? How about "drink up thy cider"? At least it will give some of the bare chested bull necked ones of the Polar North something to take their mind off going one down while refusing to wear Clothes. Some of the Northern Monkies may even find it amusing, "Listen to the Wurzel fans son, see I told you they eat straw and love animals like you shouldn't"! if not and songs about Cider and West Country Culture are too un pc for BCFC just get back to announcing the goal scorer when we have all settled back into our seats of course sat down like we must!
All in all it is just another attempt at trying to attract families to the game so I will not blame the Northerners for loving music like this. It is going to be big f**k off signs next just like America stating "Sexton says go for it" and the official Nationwide ultra pc song sheet sponsored by Mc Donalds.
The American bastardisation of Ashton Gate does not have to happen, we can be our own club amongst ever increasing sides playing in featureless bowls shedded of the culture that made the side playing there unique.
Let's have City's disabilities team on the pitch pre game, the Women's team or the youth side playing instead. Let's have football! It's a Football stadium, people inside will not be offended!
Tell Mr Sexy the Chief Executive my fellow fans loudly "WE ARE WURZELS"! Tell the world of football We do want your Hairy Northern Nonsense and your modern ideas that City belong in the NFL.. City fans have their own identity and own culture which equals straw chewing Smock wearing buffoons who can't utter a sentence without an "ooh arr" to those outside but to us we know Bristol is cool, the Wurzels have always been the new black as much as Massive Attack have and its all tongue in cheek irony anyway.
FA bans Homophobic chanting
Homophobic chanting and meat products are to be explicitly banned at football stadiums for the first time by the Football Association & Football league
Ground regulations currently warn that "racial and other discrimination" can lead to ejection, or even arrest if it is sufficiently serious.
However, a spokeswoman for the FA said the rules are changing to specifically mention homophobic behaviour and meat based products.
All Premier League and Football League clubs have signed up to the rules, which come into force next season.
"Traditionally, the rules were there to police racism at football matches," the spokeswoman said.
"But homophobic abuse was something that has been highlighted to us by Brighton fans preferring arse to Womens bits and we are taking a strong backs against the wall stance against it. It was implicit in the rules, but now it's absolutely clear, chanting " stand up if your arse is sore" is no longer acceptable in today's modern tolerant football experience.
Furthermore alongside the recent Premier League and Football League directive from oxygen thieves to ban smoking at all Stadia, to attract more families scared of smells a ban on all meat products is to take effect this season. It is expected that running alongside the ban on smoking this will increase Gates by attracting the millions of Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, vegetarians, Vegans, & Tree Hugging soap dodging eco Warriors currently excluded by football due to the fear of coming into contact with unethical Culturally unacceptable foods sold at Football stadiums.
Ask Gary Johnson
Gary v Bournemouth I noticed that for long
Periods v Bournemouth both Russell and Johnson
played very deep. Do you not think this surrenders
too much space to the opposition pushing
them onto our defence?
- Bristol Boy
Bristol Boy I know what you are thinking here.
But let me tell you what I am thinking so you can then have a think
about my thinking. I am thinking that here is an opportunity to think again
about my extensive network of scouts in South Londons thinking.
At this very moment these scouts will be thinking about Charltons reserves once
again to unearth the next Youga, plop plop arse smell, Sankofa or some
other bloke nobody outside of Charlton will be never thinking about.
Now that is a thinking coach thinking! - Gary Johnson
Ciderheaded Factus maximus - It is illegal to make love to a women in North Somerset
if your breath smells of lager. IT IS A FACT!
