Plymouth

Plymouth was established by Devon council in 1955 as a refugee camp for Cornish folk struggling to adjust to the modern world. It has a population of 187,111 which is split between two families, the Taits and the Dingles.In 1978 it was connected to the national grid, and 2 years later got its first ever radio signals. "The talking man in a box" proved a huge hit with the local inhabitants, as they learnt all about life outside normal walking distance. This unfortunately proved fatal, when during the Falklands conflict, a priest was mistaken as a Argentinean spy and burned to death. It was the first human burning case in Plymouth history that didn't involve the victim being eaten, although cannibalism is very rare these days.

During the late 90's Plymouth was subject to mass redevelopment following a severe outbreak of bubonic plague in 1995 which killed thousands. New brick buildings started to appear amongst the traditional mud huts, and shortly after Plymouths tallest building was created, the 2 Story "Department for the investigation of the long term effects of mass interbreeding" building.

People.

The ethnic make up of Plymouth is 95% Cornish, 3% Other and 2% Fuck knows. The 3% is almost exclusively members of HRH Majesties armed forces, who are based they to prevent the local population escaping into the surrounding areas.

Above is a local displaying the normal look of an inhabitant of Plymouth. The confused look, the wild hair and the double chin.

Culture.

The local folk enjoy a simple existence. Art is kept brief and to the point

While music tends to be locally inspired folk music, played with a banjo

The design of housing is probably the most unique (outside the 3rd world) part of Plymouth culture. Houses are built using mud bricks, thatch and the bones of dead relatives. It is believed that the practice of "boning" dead relatives brings good luck.

Plymouth was twinned with Chard in 2006, which was the only way to get the two places to copulate.

The Football Club.

Hovel Park was built in 2000 as a Witch burning venue, which sometimes holds football matches. The ground is a 20 minute canoe ride from the stage coach station.

Plymouth Argyle also have teams in other sports. They finished top of the regional Badger Baiting league in 2003, and narrowly lost to Brighton in last years cock fighting Cup.

The football team have had some success in recent years, although since FIFA have banned witch Doctors from dancing on the touchline, it remains to be seen if they can maintain their current league position.