Manuel Visits the 3 Lions
Manuel in Gate Ashton, direction BS3 towards spaces green with swings. The taxi meter ran from Wurzel TM until Lions 3. I remain patch against the wall that is between the door and the picture of Queen Lizzie with Scooter, Short chap and eh Geoff. A pair of man black advanced, by the pubis more lowers very many people, but in compensation twenty about peeps through that the door was had left in front of, next to me, who was locked up among them pictures and the wall. Soon the songs begin (English limited my it did not give to understand me too much) supporting to their team DRINK UP THY APPLE WINOS GEORGE and I AM THE APPLE WINOS DRINKER and eh Geoff speaking badly of Ian Holloway (bald player of the Leeester Citys, if bad non memory correct). Few blows to the ceiling, collision with pubis door, many many 2.30 Euros applers of apple winos.I COMPROVE of apple winos (eh Geoff not to make publicity of accident in ladies pubis) it is very nice .One of them El Wurzel even took a horse as riding in the bar with the opened eyes above nose snort between, by which it could see Manuel. THERE WAS A HORSE RIDING IN BAR SNORTING AT MANUEL!!!!IN SPAIN EVEN HEAD OF HORSE NOT ALLOWED IN BAR!!!! In the end with as much glance to the clock of behind my head Scooter, Short chap and eh Geoff began to leave Silences with HOLLOWAY BASTARDOS. When we arrived at direction BS3 towards Estadio spaces green with swings and they are going no no no no no no you cannot come in the End East unless you guest friend you. It must be drunk ho entec, and ME IT GIVES to a man wearing orange KISS IN the CHEEK and still no End East!!!!! It must be mad and drunk End East or you will become hoolie woolie of Scooter, Short chap and eh Geoff and its companions waving towards bastard stand of Harry. A man little more sober than Scooter, Short chap and eh Geoff requested pardon to me, and another one shouted to Manuel in an acceptable Spanish "pardon my friends you cannot stand here it is against the law!!!!" Very graceful these Wurzel City but how do peeps get into Estadio BS3 towards spaces green with swings when it is against law to stand? Weather non scorchio .
Ipswich 6 [six] City 0
The Ipswich v City OTIB Thread
CMON UUUUU REDDDZZZZZZ
Ipswich won't know whats hit em
Said we are going up Said we are going up Said we are going up
Said we are going up
Come on lets thrust those hips
UUUU REDDDS
UUUU REDDS
Uuuuuu reddds
Where actually is Ipswich?
Where is Ipswich?
Ipswich anybody?
Playing in last seasons away kit!?!!!
Should always be red for me.
Commercialism gone mad mate.
IPSWHICH!!!!! Question too hard for you all?
JOHNSON SHOW US YOUR ARSE, JOHNSON SHOW US YOUR ARSE, JOHNSON SHOW US YOUR ARSE!!
Anybody thrusting those hips yet?
I'm thrusting BABBEE.
Lets all thrust together.
Wenger, can you hear me Wenger? Johnsons gonna get ya Wenger, can you hear me Wenger? Johnsons gonna get ya Johnsons gonna get ya
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Why is there no gaps in your LA LA LA LA?
He doesn't know the words mate!
Pah part timer!
Part timer part timer part timer part timer part timer!
100% STONE WALLED FACT PART TIMER!
That's seen the part timer off
My Dad says that Wenger had a DNA test and he is part Weasel.
Says on wikepedia that all French People are descended from the Weasel family.
100% STONE WALLED FACT FRENCH WEASELS ALL OF THEM!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOONOOOOOOO
One Down.
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C'mon City we can still do this!
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Not a good start.
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C'mon City we can still do this!
We are not thrusting our hips enough!
We can still get back into it. CMONNNN CITY UUUU REDDDDS
UUUU REDDDS
UUUU REDDS
Uuuuuu reddds
There's only one Gary Johnson One Gary Johnson Showin' his class Showin' his ass Pants down in a Burton window land!
Have City crossed the half way line yet?
YEAH TWICE!
Carey off injured.
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Ipswich penalty
Orr sent off
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C'mon City we can still do this!
That's it Orr has cost the redz promotion.
It wud ave been Europe in two years
City will be lucky to stay up now and could go bankrupt.
Shud never play for City again Johnson.
Could be relegated by Christmas!!!
BOOOOO.
My Dad says City have not beaten Ipswich since Bobby Robson discovered Paul Mariner was a horse.
Always thought that John Wark was the better player myself.
What happened to John Wark?
Mel Gibson played him in Braveheart.
Did he?
Yes!
Never knew that.
100% STONE WALLED FACT BRAVE HEART MEL GIBSON IT WAS HIM!
What I could not work out was that all the Scots were not all ginger and hairy!
THATS THE WELSH.
What Ginger?
NO HAIRY.
Says on wikepedia here that all Welsh people have hairy backs and eat lots of grass.
THATS A 100% STONE WALLED FACT WELSH HAIRY GRASS !
We're gonna win 4-3 We're gonna win 4-3
IF IT CARRIES ON LIKE THIS I WILL BE DOWN THE SANDRINGHAM BY FOUR THIRTY FOR TEN PINTS OF WIFE BEATER!!!
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FIVE
Who?
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C'mon City we can still do this!
What's that whining sound I keep hearing?
Come on be strong lets thrust those hips.
RIGHT THAT DOES ITS WIFE BEATER TIME
Booo part timer.
Part timer part timer part timer part timer part timer
Time to start thrusting babbers!!!
POP POP POP!!!
How did that Gashead get in here?
Dunno
My Dad says that every Christmas the red cross deliver food parcels from City fans to the Gas!
100% STONE WALLED FACT PARCELS FOOD GASHEADS STARVING !
HUR HUR HUR FOOD PARCEL HUR HUR HUR
You 82's think your so funny!
Christ its another one!
POP POP POP POP!
Woo hoo it's a breeding pair maybe they should get a room together.
If anymore appear its time to ring the zoo!
Come on City give us something to sing about.
SING WHEN YOUR WINNING YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOUR WINNING..
Right that does it. I am phoning Bristol Zoo as we've got three of them Gasheads on here now sniffing superglue!
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C'mon City we can still do this!
Theres that whining sound again?
Ipswich might reach double figures.
If it carries on like this it could be ninteen!
My Dad says In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war
but it wasn't It was different in many ways, as so were those that did the fighting In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 21 In Vietnam he was 19 19 In inininininin Vietnam he was 19
n n n n nineteen n n n n nineteen
100% STONE WALLED FACT 19 N N N N N NINTEEN!
Anybody got the samaritans number ?
Here it is Bristol (0117) 983 1000
Sure that numbers right? The Samaritans are permanently engaged!!
C'mon City we can still do this!
