Erns top five away Ends
Number Un is thee- The Railway End Rotherumm United
As soon as you get inside this baby you realises zat he magniflies sound. Ain't a looker mind but then Millmoor is not ee sort of place fur all that uneeded Sunday best crapposs anyways un used to be surrounded by gert scrap yards. Built in 57 the Railway End was originally a low roofed terrace un as lost none of he's undoubted ambience by aving seats added. Thee stands seating is quite shallow as ee feels as seats were just added ta the original terracing. Ee dos suffer from a few pillurs gets in thees way but the buzz even a couple of undred fans can create in im makes up fur they. Away weeda always gives the ome uns a run fur thur chips un gravy in the Tivoli up tuther end. Amplyfiles sound ee dos. Rotherumm fans have even gone as far as gestin the roof should be removed as ee's acoosticks are so superior ta the ome end. Nother good point most of ee the ground is painted red, really red, red all over the bugger. Thy really is a beauty un a lessun to ee that even a small stand which holds 2000 if the ground is symphetic noise will be easily created by us fans.
Significant match - April 3rd 1990 Rotherumm I Bristol City 2.
Cracking night, ground rocked only 5000+ in thur wiv 600 cidereads making us a proud din. Lovely on the Yeerin ee was! Taylor diving eader sealed it un our Nipper nearly loss is jeans aftur rugby tackle from they Police on the pitch. Strange un outside as ee all got a bit lairy un the Ole Bill rode a gert Orse into the pub ta control things befure ee's all went ceptic. Orse minded me off Geoff Twentymen sum ways en all!!
Number two be Rochdale Road Stand Oldumm Athletic
This un holds around 4000 un sumtimes ouses the ome fans swell. Priddy new build in summit like 94-96. Compact, shallow rake ta ee's stand, each end of wats a basic goal post stand is blocked off wi screens un olds the sound in ver well. Few undred of our babbers in ere un ee sounds mazen. Never work out why thy away fans get this end as the tuther end the Chaddy as more than a few pillurs in im un is much older. Good ole fashuned ground Boundry Park wiv proper fans innim.
Always basdurd cawd whens City play thur even in summer which is something to dos wiv the ground being the ighest in Britain un close ta the Pennines. Nearly freezed me baws off in 98!!!
Significant match - January 2007 Oldumm Athletic 0 Bristol City 3
City av done priddy well at Oldumm throughout the years wiv 5-1n's un a spell of nine games into noughties Wivout defeat but as this un was a promotshun season it has ta be ee. Cracking chants of "I predict a Riot" even though those Kaisers kiddiez do sport Leeds Leeds Leeds Young Un's.
Number three tis Port Vale Phones 4U Stand [Jesus f#cking Christ !!!!]
Number three Port Vale
Tain't no looker either thee un if ee's a little un thy will need to sit near the front of im which then means you'd be ead ight wiv Pennety spot. Will old 4500 although space was never an issue when City played ere un a thousun wud be ample. Never seen City even fill even 25% of the stand ere which is a pity as its as easy ta get behind the team ere as anyweres. All the ground seats are in Vales colours which on the rare [once!] occasshuns the sun as come out when City play thur looks blindin. Anys that Swanna sing do ere as sound innim stun gets amplyfiled despite the ginormous amount of space thur always is due to ee's low pitched roof. Quite possible the saddest gayers name of any stand apart from they grounds named after ee's sponsors, Summit wrong about it sno!
Significant match December 17th 2006 Port Vale 0 Bristol City 1
The week befure City had beat Uddersfield ta end nine defeats on the bounce. This un firmed that Johnson was turnin it all round. Bas Savage up top was a real 150% Keener. Vale ad never seen effurt like it befure neither ad we en all Kidz. It moved un of me mates ta state "he ain't no footballer but we loves im"!! Only 400 of our Babbers thur but felt like a mosh pit un sounded like big nosed Concord ta thee yers at a Chaos Uk gig when Brooker scored.
Four be Peterboros Moys road Terrace
Cus of Peterboros locashun City never takes many thur. Bloody hours out of Wurzel TM!! Worth the effurt tho. Simple proper ole terrace this un all un ee as a same same twin up thuther end as well. Olds 4000 got more than a few pillurs at the front to support hes roof un always feel dark inside im. Lovely acoosticks even tho thurs a bloody gert ole at the rear of thy stand lettin the cawd wind whistle threw im.
Significant match October 2nd 1982 Peterboro 3 Bristol City 0
By this time if City ad got any lower wed ave joined Baff City un maybe as few as ninety was in zat end. Losing ad become an art form un lose we did. But we ad a stormer on the way up on the chuff chuff wiv some Paulton n Wessun Kiddiez un thee Shepton Mallet Matador right on the natch from seven o the marnin. Virtuall no basdurd left innum the away end by full time but all ee's ole East End songs in ee's ulbum got sung anyways.
Number five is that Cawd Blow lane end Millwall
Many City fans would ave been impressed by the atmossphere at the new Den but it was nowere near as good as the Old un. So the Ole Dens Cawd Blow lane end wud ave been igher but ee don't exist anymore. The view was dreadful due to the away end being ome to un of they floodlights un a much needed six foot igh fence case locals ad a eadfit. Thy stand fur away fans were kept safe by the biggest door outside of ell. Once inside im the atmossphere took on an intense feel aided by the South East London Barawl Gurnees surrounding thee away end. Most ated going thur un Citys support on good un was eight undred. I loved it tho because of the way they Millwall fans got behind thur team even wiv only four thousun in thur. Course they fans up thur got lairy in spent most ee the game doggen us up. But ee could never doubts their Peepaws pashun un many a City fan wud wave cheerily over they fences as they got a beamer on um.
Significant match 24 Oct 1990 Millwall 1 Bristol City 2
Mad Wellsman Mark Aize notched fur City un the four hundred Wurzel farmyard boogied over they terraces. Still members the Wall chant of "Wheres your fakking tractors"!!! Bless um all although theym not bin same since um moved ome. More Millwall wackum wiv ambags now.
Erns Worst - The entire ground basturd Brittania ground Stoke City
Might as swell put the Brittania in the North Sea [easier ta f#ckin gets ta swell!] as she a ugly mingin Munter mind. "WUR IS THY LOVE GONE TOO? What ijut designed this? Ee's as real as Plasterscene!
Lessun un - Football belongs in ee's community not in ee retale park miles aways from wur Peepaw live wur thur are things sum Peepaw wants like food un drink. Ask directions in Stoke un nobody knows wheres too!!
Lessun two - Dos Design a ground that will feel like ome to Peepaw where they can still feel part of thee game then Praps theyd keep goin.
Lessun three - Don't build im wiv sposed sides so the cawd un urricanes can get to ee baws un freezes Um off.
Lessun four - Build um wiv at least sum of the ole uns character instead of looking like ee's an advert fur red plastic.
Lessun Five - Finish the basturd ground off before ee's leaves ee 's ole un.
Lessun Six - Put drugs unders ee's seats cos when ee appoints Tonly Clueless yer fans ee's gonna need um or theyd all going to bugger off like theym doin anyways.
