Bristol City fc - England - Not for Gayers this one.
Wankie FC - Zimbabawe - Feeder team for the Gas.
Agro-Chemical fc -Kenya - Get them playing Millwall.
Invincible Eleven fc/ The Strongests football club -Bolivia - Could be a row here when these Fellows meet. "I am SPARTACUS!
Cape Coast Dwarfs fc - Ghana- Really proving that sport really is a for all even those vertically challenged Chaps as well.
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit Bravo Association Football Club - Thailand - KTMAMRMAMPNRBUMAPASSWPBAFC for short just rolls of the tongue. Imagine the great Roger Malone waxing lyrical "and its Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan... shit the bastards have lost the ball already!!
Eleven Men In Flight fc - Swaziland- Dave Smith's & that Junior Chaps favourite side
Shooting Stars fc -Nigeria - eranu.? Alternatively, an incorrect answer to any question receives an ?uvavu.? Menta!
Motor Action fc/Lengthens fc/Black Boots fc - Zimbabwe - "black boots lenghten my motor action!
Port Fairy fc -England - merged with Brighton and Hove arses in 1937
Citys lovemeister Mr Grant
Shares his best football club names
Great West Country Sports
Number One - CHEESE ROLLING - Every year thousands gather at Cooper's Hill in Brockworth, Gloucestershire to watch others chase a gert seven pound cheese down a hill with a gradient of 1:1. All this involves is the master of the "rolls" one Mc Sexx [honest that's his name] giving a command of "One to be ready!, two to be steady and three to prepare" and the cheese is then released down the hillside and the command of "and four to be off" given. The contestants then pursue the cheese down the hill side on their, legs ,arse etc for 200 metres. The person first to the bottom wins the cheese.
Nutter factor - High - Possible injuries- Normally minor from cuts and bruises to the odd broken limb.
Number two - SHINNERS - Wiltshire pub sport where money is placed in a beer glass and the contestants gather in a circle or two lines. One contestants then nominates himself to collect the glass. The other contestants then shout in unison "1,2,3 SHINNERS" and the nominated contestant then attempts to run between the two lines or into the circle and collect the glass then return it to his original starting position to win the money. Acceptable means of preventing the glass being collected are tripping and kicking the contestant but punching/ clothes lining are against the rules and will result in the cash being awarded to the contestant. Not to be confused with the Gloucestershire sport of SHIN KICKING where two contestants link arms and kick each other in the shins till one concedes through pain and injury.
Nutter factor - High - Possible injuries- Normally minor from cuts and bruises although contestants have fallen on the actual glass itself.
Number Three - THE TOUR DE PISS - Practised along the towpaths of the Kennett and Avon Canal and involves getting from the a prearranged pub to a later decided point on a bicycle drinking cider and returning. Cyclists will gather at a Village normally Seend in Wiltshire at a previously arranged pub. All participants must then cycle along the tow path in the direction of Bath stopping at each pub en route and buying a pint of rough cider. The pint must be drunk in one go only after being honoured with a shout of "ATTACK"! The participants then set off for the next pub with the leading group waiting for those who slow down or have difficulty steering. The return only begins when the leading group decides this is appropriate and all participants are accounted for. The cyclists then return by the same route visiting the same hostelries along the canal while attempting to keep the group cycling together. Slower riders cycle with partners as participants often cycle into the canal in a state of deep intoxication or drunkenly veer of the tow path down canal banks. The tour can only finish when all the participants have returned to the original starting point normally some ten to twelve hours later often in darkness after the tour has started.
Nutter factor - Very High - Possible injuries- Inevitable but normally ranging from grazes and cuts from falling off the bikes and collisions.
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