Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
I feel I must protest fiercely after my children were
last night subjected to a harrowing and horrific
scene on the HTV news.
At 6.23 pm the gargoyle like features of One
Ian Holloway were broadcast live on TV without
warning.
These disturbing images caused my little Elvis to
hurl various objects at the TV including a expensive
vase and several rare tropical fish whose blood now
stains the carpet.
I cannot believe the irresponsibility of HTV who
have subjected young and impressionable minds to
such horror.
Your sincerely
Mrs East End
Ashton
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
A recently I was driving past a farm I was astounded to see the resemblance between a horses arse and Steve Phillipps. I think you will agree that the photogrpah I have sent in clearly shows a uncanny resemblance.
I also think your fanzine could be improved by the addition of far more swearing please.
Cheers
Ern
Bristol
Feed Back
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
You are all wankers, every single one of you!
Your sincerely
Paul Trollope
Whorefield
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
At last seasons away match at Millwall their support could be heard singing at my Mrs"DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE"? I can confirm that she does and I am extremely proud of her.
Ivor Biggun
Cider Island Shirehampton.
Dear Three Lions
Do think it will be possible for the Bristol City supporters club chairman to be on the
pitch as part of the pre match entertinment? Fellow fans could then be
invited to throw buckets of age old crusty urine over him.
Your sincerely
Supporters club Bronze member
Dear Three Lions,
My husband Roger spends hours everyday on the internet wanking worrying over what people think of him.
I would like you all to know he really is a wanker and bickering with other wankers over the internet about Bristol City is the best place for him.
You should see the state of the dirty animals underwear?
Yours failthfully
Mrs Malone
Bath Road
Brislington
Bristol
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
Could you make a Cardiff City fan very happpy, how about a picture of some sheep?
In hope
Tidy Evans
Cardiff
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
I am a little annoyed by the constant inferring that I am economical with the truth.
Please note that Colin Sex always tells the truth.
Yours sincerely
Colin Sex
Buckingham Palace
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
Man City fan here, Thanks for the Gerry Gow article, thoroughly enjoyed it. Great hero of mine and still thought of very fondly up North for terrorising all for a season and a bit. I will be looking for future editions even though I have not got a clue what you are banging on about.
Best of luck for ther coming season boys.
Dutch Blue
Three Lions,
Your illiterate, desperately unhelpful, hostile, spooky, nerdy and weird!
Robbored
FORMER Bristol City Supporters Club Chairman
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
On a recent visit to Bristol to watch my team QPR play City I asked a local what cider he would suggest I drink. He recommended I try a pint of scrumpy cider but not to drink it till I could see my hand on the other side of the glass when it had cleared. I would like to inform that man he is a total bastard as not only did I miss the game but also my train home and the filthy pint was still cloudy.
I hate you all
Stan Bowles
Shepherds Bush
London
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
A year ago I moved to Plymouth.Imagine my amazement when I discovered my neighbours also had a blue car and there was a women living next door and that my wife is also a women.
Funny see!
Ian Holloway
Plymouth
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