EAST END CRAPPOS
THE ART OF CHANTING
The really successful chant is not achieved as the ball Crashes back off the cross bar as it will be drowned out by the cries of the crowd. Your window of opportunity will be during lulls in the game. Wait for a throw in, rise, compose yourself, adopt the chanting position then bellow "WHO ARE THE PEOPLE" and the crowd will join as one allowing your chant to grow and fulfill its maximum potential.
EAST END CRAPPOS
BIG MATCH PREPARATION
No athlete would ever dream of entering a sports stadium in a condition where they could not fully do themselves justice and neither should you. So it takes time to truly understand your body and its physiological needs. It could be that six pints of cider is the optimum amount you need to become one with the East End. Other fans may require seven, eight or nine pints of cider to bond with the East End but ten will see you arrested. Practice makes perfect!
EAST END CRAPPOS
THE CHANTING POSITION
Shoulders braced, head tilted back, knees slightly bent and hands cupped into megaphone mode. The chant starts from the pit of your stomach and rises at increasing speed and volume until it finally roars into the atmosphere. All muscles should be tense, the veins on your neck should protude like oil pipelines and your face should look like you're seething with anger, like a volcano about to erupt. Fleckles of spittle should ideally follow like a shower of molten lava.
The art of chanting perfected Tony harling carried on by
Elvis Eastend, Eastender, Wilksi & Oldspot
If we can get others to maybe transfer their season tickets to the East End and wring every last ounce of support out of the stand Bristol City fc might review their unjustifiable stance. It is an away match at home in the East End now but one where Gary Johnson and the players have shown their appreciation. Lets keep it up! We fellow red and white coves have to be utterly relentless in our support showing that vocal Wurzels are still a part of a bigger picture and an Integral part off Bristol City fc's future.
There are only 242 of us but unlike too few in the rest of the ground you have proved
the East End creates its own atmosphere instead of the team having to first create it. Keep it going chaps and Lady chaps you are doing the team and yourselves proud even if the club do not seem to want you at all.
Don't let the atmosphere die!