01 Your nickname? Farthole breath

02. Cider or Lager? Special brew Lager, it's really classy.

03. Weed or Pills? Evostick normally but fix o fix at a push but not gas as it's too dear at the mo.

04 Censured this one.

05. Golf or Cricket? knock and run

06. Paint-ball or Go-Karting? Oping for a skipping rope this year as Wayner has got one of um. Good en all!

07. Shoot em up or Football Manager? See 06

08. Tits or Arse? Stop tormenting me i have yet to see top half apart from on a video at Wayners house in Fishponds. Strange lady though ad mens bits downstairs dint fink they ud look like that.

09. Drinking games or truth and dare? Unable to tell the truth since birth, did dare once when I was asked to run across the River Frome, cold and wet i was after.

10. Dogs or Cats? We ave lots of Rats in our house. Lots of um.

11. Blonde or brunette? Anything wud do, pleeeese God this decade, just this once and I will leave that there ole in the tree in Fishponds alone.

12. B Cup or E Cup? I normally drink out of a Roverzzzzz mug.

13. Rovers Shirt or Stone Island? I will ave a shit please.

14. Sex in the bedroom or in a field? More park with me. That tree in a park near Fishponds with a ole in it get's it regularly. Is that the same? All the Gasheads meet up there.

15. Bar-b-q or Finger Buffet? Went to a Bar-B-Q two years ago at Wayners house it was amazing probably the best day of me life.

16. Pizza or Kebab? Pizza on christmas day it was fab as well

17. Sports-Bar or night-club? Never been in a night club due to me asbo and tag summit about doing things in public to trees with oles in um.

18. Do you give a f#ck if he/she cums as long as you do. Yes or No? ??????????.....??????? No i…yes i….err……ummm… sorry don,t fink understand question like..

19. Finger or licking? Not enough info to know what e are on about, food question i fink or maybe summat about Wayner's dog?

20. Sky Sports or Sky Movies? Prefer shouting at the moon or waving at passing motorists on the M32 hoping they will wave back but none ov em do to pass my time cept that bloke who ran Wayner over.