FEEDBACK!
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
When erecting a wood panel fence should the fence posts be positioned on your own land with the fence panels facing the neighbour?
NS
A well erected wooden panel fence is more than just a boundary; it can increase the attraction of your property especially if climbing plants are trained up or along it. Panel fences will also restrict children and animals to certain areas and it is usual to place the fence post facing your own property. However if your neighbours are Gasheads the fence posts should always be positioned on their land preferably in as obstructive position as possible and to create a dangerous life threatening hazard.
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
During a recent training session my star striker complained that his left foot appeared to have a dry itchy fungal like infection between his toes. Any idea of what these symptoms could be?
Please help
Paul Dollop the talking mule
Whorefield
OH MY GOD….Its GANGRENE! If left untreated the condition can spread to other parts of the foot, leg, hands and even infect your fans. This needs to be treated immediately before it spreads and a simple amputation will be all it takes. Get an axe, any axe, a rusty blunt one will suffice and chop that foot off before it spreads through all of BS7.
To the Three Lions
You are all
CUNTS
Gas Casual
BS5
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
Hello again its me Ian.
After a recent telephone call to my mate Milan Mandaric he suggested if I ever set foot in Leicester again I should walk around with a t shirt with the word CUNT in one foot letters across the front.
I am positive this means he wants to offer me my old job back so I am asking if any of your readers know where I may be able to buy one of these t shirts?
Ian Holloway
Three Lions and a Robin,
I did wonder what all the years of fuss over the East End was and thought it was a anti club bashing charade. But after watching what has been going on with this stand for the last season I have to say just I have been utterly won over.
I am too old for it now but seeing the stand full, noisy and all those flags in between the fans against Derby made me realise how Ashton Gate had missed having a proper home end.
Keep it up.
R Poolman
Portishead
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
According to the Government Ministers substance abusers are now getting younger. I have always used mind bending drugs like LSD very sparingly but as Ministers claim they make you younger I am going to quadruple my daily intake.
Ian Holloway
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
I pray that this email reaches you in time. This may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that I am a filthy Heathen Gashead but I desperately need your help.
This message could be strange but it's real and you will realise
this if you pay some attention to it. Recently I left earth aboard the Mars Gashead Rover Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars. On landing I was ambushed by a group of anal probing rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my arse with anal probes. After a few weeks of enduring this constant anal invasion they released me.
As a direct result of this anal probing I am now very ill with a ruptured arse that has defiled all forms of medical treatment. My arse has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
On a number of occasions I have contacted Geoff Dunford explaining in detail about the group of anal probing rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my arse with anal probes but he has steadfastly refused to return my communication. So forgetting hundreds of City fans chased me off the pitch twice in 96 and threatened to kill me i can you please please contact the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA and inform them of my plight.
I don't think I can stand another probing if the rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my arse come back.
Ian Holloway
Zhwrong
Mars
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
last season one of you straw loving bastards recommended I try a pint of Scrumpy cider but not to drink it till I could see my hand on the other side of the glass making me miss the game but also my train home.
Well this time around I was ready. Not only did I buy a pint glass containing half a pint of Magners and half a pint of ice for £3.75 I also sat there realising that as the ice melted the drink was actually getting weaker and ended up tasting nothing like what I had originally bought.
Clever Londoners come out on top again!
Stan Bowles
Shepherds Bush
London
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
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Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
After Ingerrlands win in Crooatia Its coming home....footballs coming home ..ITS CUMMIN HOME, ITS CUMMIN HOME, FOOTBALLS CUMMIN HOME….
If we beat Andorra at home, that will make us nailed on favourites to win the World Cup and the next Euro's and the Euros after that and the 2014 world cup.
King Fabio has the noocleus of the best eva Ingerrland soccer team that will reign 'long and victorious' for years to come with Becks comimg off 'bench' to do a job like last in Crooatia
Fabio 4 Eva
So exicted me
John Bull
Bristol
ENG ER LAND
Dear Three Lions and a Robin
All the Wurzels
So many Wurzels
They all go marching down
Marching down to their
EASTEND
Neil
Bloomfield Inn Natch Mafia BS4
Dear Three Lions
As sum of u are men of the world maybe u can offer I sum advice.
Bin working in a wholesale factory last 6 or so months. Me bf got I the job as hes been there few years n i was out of work. Well few months into it we had a work drinks do 1 friday after work. Our Boss'ss daughter came. Had never seen her B4, but shes 18 n probley most stunning birdIi have seen in flesh. MASSIVE TITS SHE DO AVE!
Cut long story short i got chatting to her n we hit it off. Bin seeing her since. But was only I her n my pal that knew. Her dads a bit of a loose cannon so didnt fancy that hitting fan.
She started sending me pics, bit saucy but nothing ardcore, n me n me mate was looking at 1 at break when boss walked up behind n took phone. The pic was from neck down in underwear n he started saying how fit she was etc. Which made me want to chunder. He asked who it was, i just said a girl i met on holiday. Well for a few days after every time i see him he asked if i had more, of course i dineyed i did but he kept going on n on, so I eventually showed him on where she had her hands over her massive jugs. He luv it n B4 i could take phone back he was bluetoothing it.
Yesterday she text to I say she was bringing me my charger i left in her car for when we had secret weekend away. Went outside to meet her n give her a quick kiss. Her dad walked up from having a fag n put 2 n 2 together. Well hes 1 mental, asking about photos, shouting if i was her, i was so shocked i couldnt even lie. I just stood numb. He started laying into me n got a fair lump on my head B4 other workers broke it up. I been sacked. I Got no bird now hes told her. N I just wanted know if I have a case for unfair sacking I like. I need the dough n I no got another job yet like.
Anything I can do?
Jase
ov
BS3
Ciao
I'm Giorgio from Roma.
I wrote the article about you, as I asked you. I hope that you will like.
Maybe our groups will know each others in the future.
Here're also some photos about Lazio supporters
all the best
Giorgio
Lazio v Florentina 2008
NS.. Cheers fella, had an amusing time translating this back to English :- The gradinate ones were in Hush of tomba, a broken one only from little ones and sparuti groups of tifosi.
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
Bristol City fans frequently comment that the Evening post is biased towards BRFC. I would like to point out that the Evening post recently ran a disgraceful article about Bristol Rovers including a picture of myself holding the LDV trophy. Don't these people realise Rovers have not fucking chance of winning such a trophy.?
Dollop the talking mule
Whorefield
Dear Three Lions and a Robin,
Saw a flyer in the Three Lions about the game v Palace and something caught my eye. What does "EALLE SE FOLC"mean?
Kipper
From
Kipper do you mean you are from FROME?
Anyway EALLE SE FOLC was a loose idea which could be applied to Forza Eastend in the same manner clubs use mottos. Theres an Anglo-Saxon phrase of "Sumorsaete Ealle" meaning "All the people of Somerset". "Ealle se Folc" translates as "All the people, all the nations, all the tribe", "all the men folk" it could even interpret very logically as
"All the fans". This would have fitted in well with the general idea that the Eastend is for all. As it was it ended up on the flyer by accident and "WHEN THE MOON SHINES" has been adopted instead.
Dear 3 lions & a robin
I wonder if you can help me? i am trying to trace
old friends who i used to have a lot of fun with and
would love to catch up again with over some ciders,
i have sent you a picture of them, the young scamps.
yours hopeful mr T.A. pc plod world