Dear Three Lions and a Robin

I'm fed up with finding my e-mail spammed full of adverts for penis enlarging equipment. In the interests of sexual equality for the lovely ladies, is it not about time that these Chaps started bombarding Ladies computers with adverts for axe wound, fanny, flange, hairy pie, myrtle, split peach, velvet love tunnel tightening tablets?

Cary Grant

Bristol City supporting love God legend

Hollywood

USA

Dear Three Lions and a Robin [You are my favourite cousins]

How come that darkie rap cove Dr Dreg [???] and Snoop Doogy Doog can use the 'Niger' word on their multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO baubles, yet when I used it live on HTV during the big match I was sacked from my job and banned from the Ashton Gate gantry for life? Honestly my eyes are not what they were and I misread the chaps name.

Once again, it's one law for Johnny Darkie and another for the voice of sport.

Roger Malone

Bath road

Brislingon

Bristol

Three Lions

You cheating fooking coonts. That fooking grass was a yard and half high at fooking Ashton Gate. What am I going to tell that orange coonting fooker Simon Bastard Jordan now?

Neil Warnock

Crystal Palace till that orange bastard gets somebody else in.

Dear Three Lions and a Robin

Do you not feel that Gasheads could not send out a much more positive message about their club if they stopped buying replica shirts and each bought a plastic penis from Old Market and stuck it to their heads?

Burberry Bastard

Banned from the East End until August 2010

Dear Three Lions and a Robin//Forza East End

Glad to see Bristol City fan really getting things going off the pitch and the East End seems to be missed by the Taylor report .

You have the makings easily of one of the best groups in Britain but why all the St George flags? Be proud of where you come from and be original because at the moment you appear to be more a group of England fans.

Drop all the England's references and you will be amongst the very best.

All the best for next season.

Aldershot Ultra

Dear Aldershot Ultra lots of Wurzels ARE England fans! As Wales can be seen from Shirehampton it's a pity we do not have a St George several miles high to wave at them.

Regards

FORZA EASTEND

Farmers

Everybody in the world knows your team of second rate drooling six fingered straw chewers took CPFC's team of thrusting young handsome starlets rightful place in the play offs.

I simply can't believe all your over blown, ridiculously superior and ludicrous predictions that "IF" by a miracle your team reach the premiership you will gain less points than Derby, concede more goals than any team in history, be relegated by January and will be there only to make Stoke look good.

I SIMPLY CAN'T STAND HOW ARROGANT YOU DITCH DWELLING ILLITERATE PEASANTS WITH LESS SOCIAL SKILLS THAN YOUR AVERAGE SHIT COVERED STINKING PIG ARE.

Mr I M Bitter

Croydon

Surrey

Dear Three Lions and a Robin

Many many good wishings to the Bristol City Wurzel fanaticos and Scooter, short chap and eh Geoff. Many apologies for 3 Lions accident, blows to ceiling, collision with ladies pubis it was the apple winos. Drink up thy apple winos George, I am the apple winos drinker, HOLLOWAY BASTARDOS

HASTA LA CIUDAD WURZELS

Manuel

Torquay

Dear Three Lions and a Robin

Can you please pass on my thanks to Colin Sexstone for providing an efficient service for giving touts like me the opportunity of buying four tickets a time without proving I even know where Ashton Gate is.

Those tickets where being sold by my scalpers within hours of City's general sale running out for a monkey a time all for a thrifty bin lid a throw.

Touch

Stan Fleshman

King of the touts

London

Dear Three Lions and a Robin

As much as I appreciate some of the efforts Forza East End are putting in its seems there is a element of elitist "real fan" snobbery within what you do.

Surely we are all fans of the same and adopting that moniker sets you apart as being different or better than others. Why does anybody need to be in a group or Crew at all? Why not just support solely the team?

It seems to me that many actions of Forza East End are divisive and there appears to be an attitude of being above wearing the club shirt and belittling supporters who sit within the Williams

and Atyeo.

I would be interested in your thoughts regarding this.

I Denny

Bath

Dear Mr Denny,

Thank you for taking the time to write to 3 lions and a robin.

We strongly disagree with your accusations of snobbery, belittling of other supporters, and the premise that we are a divisive influence within the club, especially when you fail to provide any evidence for these allegations.

As a group of ordinary supporters we aim to ensure that the Eastend fulfils its potential and acts a catalyst for improving the atmosphere within Ashton Gate. We also intend to have lots of fun whilst we achieve this.

We would be happy to answer your allegations in a more detailed manner should you be able to support them with evidence, in the meantime we will continue to create flags, banners, badges, scarves, new songs, and encouraging others to support Bristol City in a more proactive manner than seen in previous seasons.

Regards

FORZA EASTEND