WELCOME TO THE BRISTOL ROVERS
CLUB SHOP
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New items now in stock
Bristol Rovers LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To League 2 football for the conference, as worn by the players) £0:99p each
Bristol Rovers VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99
Bristol Rovers BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Trollope OUT", "lawrence OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00
Bristol Rovers JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00
Bristol Rovers C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero Phillips " to "BIG Devon White". Ideal for the pricks in the Blackthorn Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply.
Bristol Rovers BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, the down side is that it comes with dodgy support and no cups- £14:99
Bristol Rovers 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Samuel Oji' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each
Bristol Rovers KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal.
Bristol Rovers TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99
Bristol Rovers BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs).
"OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Steve Phillips (Our Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.
Star Buy LDV Final special Steve Phillips "STOPPA" Extra large Dummies £2.50
Two men fishing on a river bank in a remote area of Somerset on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or tv, suddenly one man turns to the other and says Bristol Rovers have lost again", the other man was astonished and said
"how on earth do you know that? The other man replied "It's quarter to five."
A Bristol Rovers fan died and went to heaven. On his arrival at the pearly gates he was met by
St. Peter who explained that although they loved everyone they drew the line at Rovers fans and he wasn't
allowed to come in. "That's not fair!" said the Rovers fan and continued to complain about his rejection.
"Can't you make an exception" he went on. "Ok" said St. Peter "If you can prove to me you've done
one act of bravery in your life I will let You in." "But I have" said the Rovers fan.
"When the City played Rovers at Ashton gate I
went on my own and I wore my Rovers shirt my Rovers hat my
Rovers scarf and I went in the Eastend in the middle of the shitheads
and I sang ''Goodnight irene as loud as I could."
St. Peter replied" that was very courageous, and when did you do this brave deed".
The Rovers fan looked at his watch and said "Oh it was about one minute ago!
The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the roof collapses and they are all buried alive.
After several hours of frantic digging the rescue team hear a faint cry: "
Bristol Rovers are fantastic, Bristol Rovers are fantastic." The rescue team leader
turns to his assistant and says "At least we know Dopey is still alive!''
A man walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a Bristol Rovers shirt, bobble hat and scarf.
The barman says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken,
and this is the only place we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog
will behave and warning that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the barman
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. Rovers attack from the kick off
and their first goal attempt is cleared off the line for a corner. With that the dog jumps
up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five. The barman says,
"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Rovers score a goal?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."
Q = Why do Bristol Rovers carry
lighters round with them?
A = Because they lose all their matches!
Q = What do you do if you see a Bristol Rovers fan
walking towards you with awound?
A = Stop laughing reload and shoot again!
FUCK OFF IRENE! Are you fed up of hearing that fucking goodnight irene song? yes! well try this version!
Allow the page back ground sound to play once (as it will play just the once) before playing the video below
