Erns fun with ZIDER
BOBBING FER APPLES
Is a fun, favorite stand-by fer thy late after pub parties . Drink half the contents of a large ZIDER barrell with ee 's Wurzel friends and then add several apples ta un. Then see who catch un apple with thy teeth? WARNING Leave nobody unattended attempting this less ee might drown
PASS THE ZIDER
Is played like thee wud pass thee parcels. Thy Wurzels mates does sit in a circle like and pass a flagon of Zider around the circle when thee music is playing. When ee's music stops the Babber olding ee's flagon takes un proper gulp of thy zider then thee music starts again. Thee cud also chant drink up thy zider and when thees chant reaches more zider in the jar the kiddie olding the flagon takes another big gulp.The Winner? Well they be all winners innum!
ZIDER LESSUNS.
Zider cas be used ta teach a variety of things from color, taste, alphabetzizing, relationship and size. Of ee's Wurzel friends count how many pints of Zider thee ave, count out, then drink alf of um then count out how many of um is left afters.
Guess how many pints of Zider wud fit on ee's lap. Arrange um's pints of Ziders by they color or strength of um or alphabetzize by variety name E.G Burrow Ill then that thur Coxs un Kingstun Black.
Fine ee's words that start with "Z" like Zider. Then fine ee's words that wud rhyme with Zider(Glyder).
Compare how each Zider affects tuther peepaw diffurently and howsum peepaw ee affects the way they does speak while tuthers go red in ums face first and then sum goes a pisser when ee's gets up.
Erns crap songs sung by City fans
WE ARE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM …. Taint bloody true though is ur because it wur this bloody lot in 1970 Carlos Alberto, Felix, Piazza, Brito, Clodoaldo, Antonio, Jairzinho, Gerson, Tostao, Pele n Rivelino!!
Wiv all due respect to "EE'S AN ORR" he don't quite match up ta Pele do's ur? This un seems ta be loved by all thum face painted jester hatted wearings uns which do tell a story. Time ta change thee words of um. Tis shite this un really shite.
Not be Bristol City fans this un!
WE ALWAYS BELIEVE WE'RE BRISTOL CITY … Try tellin that ta thee City fans who missed out on Wemblee tickets due to ta thee peepaw who don't even know where Ashton Gate be. Doubt if these poor buggers wiv decades of support behind um who ave missed out believe. "WE'RE GULLIBLE C#NTS, WE'RE GULLIBLE C#NTS WE ARE BRISTOL CITY WE'RE GULLIBLE C#NTS" cud be bit more loik it. Believe maybe alroit maybe fer an evangelicull choir but all this believe, candle burnin bull don't beat blastun out "I AM A CIDER DRINKER" do's it Summat similar seems ta be loved by they Whopper Man Yoo fans from Cornwall and Devon which is a reason to avoid im like a seat next ta that basturd Holloway on a chuff chuff. Bugger wer used too by England fer thee world cup along wiv mars and thee Sun newspaper. Alroit maybe fer a red shirt but not as ee's club anthum as sum ave suggested. BEHAVE fans anthum be DRINK UP THY ZIDER and club anthum be ONE FER THE BRISTOL CITY not ee's crap which be associate wiv all this crass commercialisashun. Shud be everything this un City fans don't want to be. Come on me Babbers less imitate nobody. Be shite this song!
UGH NOT A WURZEL T SHIRT
OLE OLE OLE FORZA EASTEND FORZA EASTEND ….93% ov communicashun be nonverbal like. So when no other bugger du join at thee back of ee's stand maybe this be a form ov thur non verbal communicashun. They thinks the song be crap n no amout of OLE'S OLE'S by twenty odd is going ta shift um.When peepaw do's turn round looking confused this be thur 55% of non verbal commicashun through that facial expresshun and they be trying to tell ee this sing be crap sno. Do's sing me Wurzel coves summat we can all understand like thee fine anthum which starts thus "DRINK UP THY ZIDER GEORGE PASS US ROUND THE MUG" verse n chorus. URGH URGH URGH URGH URGH URGH FORZA EAST END FORZA EAST END!!!!! Sounds shite be shite!
